Things to Do

Got an email from Dan tonight. He’s so funny, and he always has me giggling by the end of his emails. He writes his emails in bullet format. I email him back in bullets, too, responding to all of his stuff.

Here’s one of his bullets:

“Spent $20.00 today and had my genitals fondled by an Asian lady. Okay, her name is Chelsea Nugent, I had to cough, and she's my doctor. Still, it cost me $20.00 and she gave me something to look forward to.”

My response:

“What? No happy ending?”

We’ll do this back and forth a couple of times, and then we'll do it again a month or so later.

I just adore him.



I’ve got so much to do that I can’t decide what to do first. The answer to this question is, of course, have a beer and then figure it out.

So I am.