1) Tell your new Pilates instructor that her beginner classes might be a “tad too beginner” for you and not expect repercussions.
2) Bring up Gerard Butler ever, ever again. Not even in passing. As a matter of fact, it might be a good idea to stay away from wearing plaid, drinking whiskey, and playing golf for a bit, too.
3) Write in your blog about guys you’re dating or have dated. Bad, very bad. Say ten Hail Mary's and a plague upon your house!
4) Utter the words “I’ll take care of everything” and be surprised when you're left taking care of everything. Since when did people start taking me seriously?
5) Speak at an event - Sure, I can spell my name for you so you get it right when you write your story for the paper - when you’re so exhausted that your mouth and brain have begun to work independently of each other.
So, that was my weekend. How was yours?
4 comments:
That was so f**king funny thanks for posting it. As for my week-end I'm not to sure still trying to piece it together as i type this comment to you thanks for asking.....
Again awesome post Moses would be proud of you and Gerald Butler not to sure love. As for my pilates instructor i kinda slept with her so i don't go to classes anymore. i do it alone at home sucks to be me i guess. Like i said still trying to get my week-end together.
Peace
JB
Okay, I have to ask: How do you kinda sleep with your pilates instructor?.. ;o)
I would like to hear more about what happened to result in the commandment about not blogging about your men .. hehe
U forgot. Never say "It's ok. I don't mind. When u really. Really do mind
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